come-along-castiel: Theres a drug raid in the house next door and the policemen who aren’t doing the raid are sitting on a trampoline. Welcome to Australia
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
I love to be surprised with lovely things
Do you understand what happens when he walks into a room? Like, everything gets...– Dan Harmon on Chevy Chase
tastetheaids: thedoctorpottergames: Parents have two moods: “You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.” and “You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.” “You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
im gonna explode
TODAY I FINISHED 1.5 ESSAYS AND IM REALLY PLEASED WITH MYSELF I want to watch a movie but I also have too many feelings and I’m hungry and indecisive help me decide what to do xoxo
lokiisdottir: twas the night before deadline and all through the house everyone was frantically working on things they should have done 6 weeks ago the end.
nosdrinker: yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later
In the holidays I’m gonna buy a bunch of shirts and paint on them I can’t wait