May 2013
come-along-castiel:
Theres a drug raid in the house next door and the policemen who aren’t doing the raid are sitting on a trampoline. Welcome to Australia
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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I love to be surprised with lovely things
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“Do you understand what happens when he walks into a room? Like, everything gets...”
– Dan Harmon on Chevy Chase
tastetheaids:
thedoctorpottergames:
Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
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im gonna explode
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TODAY I FINISHED 1.5 ESSAYS AND IM REALLY PLEASED WITH MYSELF
I want to watch a movie but I also have too many feelings and I’m hungry and indecisive help me decide what to do xoxo
a poem
lokiisdottir:
twas the night before deadline
and all through the house
everyone was frantically working on things they should have done 6 weeks ago
the end.
nosdrinker:
yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later
In the holidays I’m gonna buy a bunch of shirts and paint on them I can’t wait
